i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I think I won the penis lottery.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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