I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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