I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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