who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pappa wants mamma naked
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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