I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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