and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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