so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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