I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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