I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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