I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
