Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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