fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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