She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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