Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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