he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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