There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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