apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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