all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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