Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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