If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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