you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
only you would photoshop your dick
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
send nudes
from the living room?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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