Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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