I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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