Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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