come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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