Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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