I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
