Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's just like the Real World with babies
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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