But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Houston, we have a blender
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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