is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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