Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
do herpes really smell.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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