Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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