doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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