So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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