and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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