i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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