There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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