So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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