Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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