I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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