Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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