we have officially lost it.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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