what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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