was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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