i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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