hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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