check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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