we have officially lost it.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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