i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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