two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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