I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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