we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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