On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
one might say we're banned from that church
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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