I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize