It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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