Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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