thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
