Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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