Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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