So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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