Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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