Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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